Thursday, August 13th, 2009
If you ever thought while growing up that Legos were boring and unsatisfying to your valuable playtime, then you’re probably an idiot. Legos are the bomb! The fact that you can construct anything out of those tiny building blocks from the ground up shows dedication, creativity, and the perseverance to ...
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Tuesday, August 11th, 2009
Hey fellas get ready to empty out your pockets if you’re planning to buy Tony Hawk’s RIDE because it will cost you a measly $120. What else can you buy for $120? There’s the obvious. You can get $120 Whoppers from BURGER KING. But that may lead to a heart ...
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Wednesday, July 29th, 2009
Most of you probably already know this, but I’m a video game legend. For those of you who don’t know, get with the times man. I’ve entered over 90 video game contest world wide. I seek to destroy my opponents with obscure codes and relentless attacks. There’s no stopping me. ...
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Saturday, July 18th, 2009
Some of us who have a low self esteem often resort to other means to deal with our insecurities. I for instance have had major confidence issues when it comes to my HAIR my entire life. Not only does my hair always naturally looks wet, but also I know that ...
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Friday, July 17th, 2009
Hawk Man-X is one of those fellas who through skateboarding, takes advantage of the traveling perks by going to some of the most obscure places on earth. Not everybody has the means to travel as much as Haw Man but thanks to his new Google Maps series, you the Hawk ...
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Friday, June 26th, 2009
You probably aren’t. A 5th grader’s brain has not yet been tainted by the evils of the outside world such as booze, marijuana, and DANCING WITH THE STARS. A 5th grader can learn a language faster than you can because their brains are hardwired for it. This is what Tony ...
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Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009
I just came across this absurd rant from one of the douches from Fox News. His name is Greg Gutfeld and he host a crappy late night show called Red Eye. Today he made some comments in regards to Tony Hawk visiting the White House on Fathers Day. ...
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Friday, June 19th, 2009
It looks like President Obama appointed Tony Hawk to Secretary Of Gnarlia today to head the Department of Extreme Brociousness. It was the second time a human being ever skated through the halls of the White House with the first being ex-president BUSH during rollerblade lessons. So as you can ...
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Wednesday, May 13th, 2009
Tony Hawk can add another notch to his hero belt because while upper social economic neighborhoods are expanding on their youth activities, other neighborhoods are having a difficult time just having their cities listen. Why? Because those skateparks are damn expensive. The Tony Hawk Foundation Board of Directors has announced ...
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Tuesday, May 5th, 2009
I love CNN. They are probably the most center of any mainstream news organization out there (next to FOX). I love their honest reporting, I love their in depth coverage, and I absolutely love their correspondents. But now I have another reason to love CNN. They have added Tony Hawk ...
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