Shoot Yourself With Dustin Dollin
July 2, 2009 – 6:30 pm PT by MikeHey now, read the headline very carefully. I said, “Shoot yourself with Dustin Dollin,” not “Shoot up with Dustin Dollin”. There’s a big difference. Well that difference is what I want to talk about. Just last night on the way to THE FLORENTINE GARDENS, I was driving up La Brea Blvd in Los Angeles and saw a pretty big street leveled VANS billboard. On that billboard was the one and only Dustin Dollin completely drunk and passed out on the sidewalk. He looked like he belonged on Skid Row. Not the band but the STREET.
I thought, “Damn that’s a pretty bold move on Van’s part.” It’s their main objective to sell as many skate sneakers as possible and they do so by presenting the image of an Aussie passed out and drunk. What will the parents think? Parents will never allow their sons and daughters to emulate such a vile character. Well it doesn’t matter what the parents think because the kids are going to take one look at that image and say in a high falsetto PREPUBESCENT voice, “Yo, damn son! I’ve gotta cop me a pair of deeez!” thus rendering the Vans ad campaign successful.
With the success of Dustin’s presence here in the United States, Vans has decided to continue their effort to exploit his public drunkenness. Sweet! Check out the VANS press release below…
There have been multiple sightings of our favorite pile, Dustin Dollin, on the streets on West Coast and the East Coast. He’s been all over LA and was spotted on the boardwalk in Venice Beach, on Melrose down the block from Brooklyn Projects, and around the corner from Hollywood High. Up north, Dustin was spotted by the Berkeley Park, down the block from Huf, and, not suprisingly, in the Mission. Then we started getting calls from New York, where Dustin was seen laid out up the block from Supreme, lounging by the TF, and barely able to crawl into The Fish. We just got a call from Amy at KC/DC that Dustin’s passed out by the train station in Williamsburg. We’re really psyched to have Dustin in the US, but we need some evidence that he was here this summer! If you’re game, track down Dustin, shoot a photo of you and Dustin and send it into shootyourselfwithdustin@gmail.com and save your full name as the file name of your photo. Each Monday in July the photo’s will go into the Shoot Yourself…with Dollin Gallery. At the end of the month, the most hilarious photo will win a year supply of Dustin’s new shoe, the No Skool Tre, a digital camera, and Dustin’s I-Pod. The 2nd Runner Up will win 2 pairs of the No Skool Tre, a disposable camera, and a walkman. The 3rd runner up will win a pair of the No Skool Tre, a sketchbook, and some airplane headphones. Good Luck and get snappin’!















