Hell yeah David!  I’ve been working on my 6-pack as well.  It’s that 990X and it really has given me the transformation that I’ve always dreamed of.  As it turns out, the headline isn’t talking about David Gonzalez’s physique, but rather a six-pack of brewskies, which I too can appreciate.  But I’m sort of partial to the WINE SPRITZER variety of a six-pack. David Gonzalez manages to squeak in some Strange Notes time between heats at this year’s Tampa pro. Rhino rifles off the hip tricks as David knocks ‘em out for a six-pack of Natty Light and $35 in this “Six Pack” for Independent.

(My 6 pack)

Despite David’s youthful looks, he is now of legal age to drink.  But where he comes from, and most of the world for that matter, the legal age to quench your thirst with a tasty cold alcoholic BEVERAGE is 18, which leads to the fact that most teens around the globe are not binge drinking alcoholics by the time they leave their mom and daddy’s comfort to go away to college for a few years.

In fact, I think it’s safe to say that parents guarding their children from most vices are detrimental to that child’s development compared to a kid who is desensitized by the same vices.  I’m no scientist using any scientific method to calculate this study but I do observe many things.

I do know that many of the (CENSORED) kids who went to my high school had parents so strict, they were not even allow them to drink soda.  I actually believe in the non-soda drinking philosophy but for health reasons.  But when many of these same kids went off to college other than _________ Young University, they got hooked on drugs, slept around, and partied their butts off.  All of these things are somewhat okay in my opinion, but because they were so unaccustomed to all of these things constantly stimulating their senses, they indulged in all of these things making up for lost time.

(Troubled Amish youth)

The Amish actually have a tradition called Rumspringa where Amish teens are granted a period of revelation.  They are allowed to leave their Amish culture to experience the outside world.  Some kids dig themselves into a world of partying, drugs, and boning, while others come back and live the Amish way.  But at least they are able to discover themselves at an earlier age.  Not 21.

Now look at David Gonzalez.  He grew up on the hard streets of Colombia.  Before he was even 21, he turned pro for one of the dopest skate teams around.  He is widely respected and has experienced more worldly cultures than most will experience in their whole lives.  You make that dough David!  Enjoy.

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