Mike V. Caught Up In Some Stick Fighting
November 23, 2009 – 5:49 pm PT by MikeTags: Anaheim, Fight, Hockey Game, Mighty Ducks, Mike Vallely, Orange County —
As they always say, there are two sides to every story. That’s great and all if you’re trying to get on JUDGE JUDY but if you’re biased like me, then you can’t win me over. I’m like Sarah Palin but with better LEGS. No matter what evidence is shown when it comes to cases when it involves my own, you won’t be able to sway me. Sarah won’t be swayed that dinosaurs and man didn’t live together. I won’t be swayed that what Mike Vallely did at a Might Ducks hockey game last week was wrong. Okay, maybe what he did was a little bit excessive, but the guy who he gave a GRADE A whooping to had it coming. You don’t jack stuff from a little girl. Unless it’s that little RED HEAD from Small Wonder. Then it’s okay.
But if you didn’t hear about the STORY, Mike V. was a hockey game with his daughter. During the celebration of one of the star players, (I’m guessing he’s Canadian) after an overtime game with the Lightning, that star player skated over to Mike V’s daughter to give her the game stick. Then some dude from the side decides to use his obvious height advantage to snag it from the little girl’s hands. Then out from the shadows, like Batman, or in this case DARKWING DUCK, Mike V. does what the good old Mike V does, and give this guy some classic WWF MOVES. It was awesome!
Like I said, I completely favor Mike V. for sticking up for his little girl in this case and I am biased against the other guy for three reasons.
1. His daughter, or maybe his girlfriend does the fighting for him. Watch the video closely. What a wuss!
2. This guy took the smile off Mike V.’s face. If you look closely, Mike is just observing off to the side with a smile. Then the smile turns in to FIERCE!
3. The guy is from the O.C. Not trying to talk crap about you cool O.C. people because there are a lot of you out there, but the most of your citizens suck. In more ways than one.
So three strikes your outta here O.C. guy who lets his girl do the fighting for him. And in all honesty, I hate violence and Mike should have handled himself a little better. But come on O.C. guy, you need to pay a visit to the etiquette coach.

