Nike X Skate Mental Apparel Line

I have plenty of heroes in life.  These are people I look up to or individuals I like to emulate myself after.  Because I have such a diverse group of heroes I like to model myself after, I believe it makes me a very unique person.  For my looks, I look to DANIEL DICRISCIO for inspiration.  When it comes to creativity, I like the characteristics of ROB SCHNEIDER, plus he’s part Filipino.  But there’s one person who stands out above the rest.  This guy is a great people person, he has dashing good looks, and he’s a playa.  The type of playa I try to be.

The person I’m talking about is Vince Offer.  Vince is an amazing salesman by day, and complete stud by 24/7.  He doesn’t know how to do it any other way.  If his name is too obscure for you, he’s more widely known as the Shamwow Guy.  He pimps water-absorbing towels off to unsuspecting people peacefully walking through the mall, or the Venice Beach boardwalk.  He’s that good.  Not only that, he can make you say, SHAMWOW on camera like an idiot.  Offer is a master at one liners like “The Germans always make good stuff” his face looks like a caricature.

He has made millions of dollars hustling his product and it looks like he’s not ready to quit just yet.  Hustling that is.  On February 7th of this year, Offer was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida for beating up a 26-year-old prostitute.  Shamwow Guy got his tongue bitten by the young prostitute during a session, I’m assuming and he just went off on her.  I just hope that one day I come across a situation where I get my tongue bitten off by a prostitute.

As you can see, I’m completely fascinated with Shamwow Guy and it looks like so is Nike and Skate Mental.  You can totally see behind the scribble lines that it’s Shamwow Guy.  As everybody already knows, Shamwow Guy can sell almost anything.  Accept maybe a plea to let his tongue go.