BMX Street Jam In London

If you’re from anywhere but the United Kingdom, don’t even bother reading on because for one, you are too far from this event and two, I’m going to speak another language for a second.  There are exceptions for those traveling to the London area but if you cannot read this, just get the info from the flyer below. 

Oi!  Ya foookin wankaas!  Git yuz wee lil bike and stort ridin awn doon to London (wank toon) fer de London BMX Street Jam which es gooin doon thes September the twenty-sex!  Ef ye decide noot too goo, then yer even a bigga wankaaaa!  Des event well beh hoosted beh Seventies, Project 5, and Dub BMX in coordinatshen wet de Bicycle Film Festival. 

Sa ye thank ya up fer et?  Den stay tooned cuz der well beh a vedio viewing end a efter poorty ergonaized fer de evening weth a boonch of kewl lads.  Dunt werreh aboot yer bike cuz der bee plenteh ef space tah look up yer bikes.  And dent fergit aboot the laggers!  Laggers all aroond fer ya wanks!!  Beh der eaarly cuz dis bee dah beggest Street Jam tha UK has evaaah seen!!

Okay I’m sure most of you cannot understand what was said above, but don’t worry, I’m sure you will have plenty of BMX Jams near where you’re from.