Epicly Later’d: Beauty & The Beast - How To Ruin A Fun Party…
August 27, 2009 – 11:00 pm PT by MikeTags: Antihero, Epicly Later'd, Frats, Girl, Mike Carroll —
House parties are always fun. House parties where you don’t know the owner are better. I should know because back in college, I was part of the most ultimate frat in town. PAU. It stood for Party Animal University. We were so intense we weren’t even apart of any college. I think the Beauty & The Beast crew (Girl and Antihero) knows this pretty well. In this episode of Epicly Later’d, the series is coming to a close as they skate the second to last demo taking place at Orcas Island Park. They end up at some little house party afterwards. But I feel they didn’t make the best of their situation. So here are a few tips to make next time more enjoyable.
1. Take a poop in the toilet water tank.
2. Get the guys excited to join your frat by making them get BELLY BUTTON rings.
3. Pass around SMARITES and tell everyone it’s ecstasy.
4. Take a poop in a FRAPPUCCINO bottle and leave it in the fridge.
5. Spread a rumor that the star QUARTERBACK (who’s in attendance) has VD.
6. Open the parent’s most expensive bottle of champagne and make a toast to the host of the party congratulating him for getting accepted to the BARBIZON School of Modeling.
7. Pick on any Asian kid for being on the ACADEMIC OLYMPIAD. He won’t fight back. (It’s okay I’m Asian).
8. Start a game of SPIN THE BOTTLE. Make sure the QUARTERBACK is playing.
9. Fart on the host’s toothbrush.
10. When you’re tired and it’s time to go home, call the cops and tell them someone inside is passing out SEPOSITORIES.
One Response to “Epicly Later’d: Beauty & The Beast - How To Ruin A Fun Party…”
hahahaha @ farting on a toothbrush
By Benjamin B on Aug 28, 2009