Tony Hawk’s RIDE Coming In November

July 29, 2009 – 8:01 am PT by Me
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Most of you probably already know this, but I’m a video game legend.  For those of you who don’t know, get with the times man.  I’ve entered over 90 video game contest world wide.  I seek to destroy my opponents with obscure codes and relentless attacks.  There’s no stopping me.  While most of my adversaries are mastering certain games to catch up to my level, I’ve already mastered 12 other game that haven’t even come out yet.  That’s why I am the best.  I will always be the best.

But none of this would be true if I never entered my very first video game tournament.  And for that, I would like to thank a few people.  First of all, FRED SAVAGE for allowing me to follow my heart and dreams.  And especially for skating me all the way to Reno.  And I would like to thanks JENNY LEWIS, who for without her constant bickering and casual flirting with Fred, I may have never gotten here.  I would especially like to thank LUCAS, my very first adversary.  He just brought me game to another level.  BTW his friend Tobey pictured above, that guy’s got real talent too.

I scoff at another game that challenges my abilities.  Tony Hawk’s RIDE is another one which is hitting the shelves this coming fall.  I’m not that coordinated but this game will really challenge my skills as a gamer because now that I look like THIS, it may render me useless.  The game features a new, innovative peripheral that is essentially a skateboard without wheels. With accelerometer technology, RIDE offers the most realistic skateboarding experience in a video game to date.  Supposedly.
Today, the in-game skateboarder roster was announced:

Tony Hawk
Paul Rodriguez
Ryan Sheckler
Mike Vallely
Nyjah Huston
Steve Nesser
Cara Beth Burnside
Lyn-Z Adams
Mike Mo Capaldi
Stevie Williams
Dustin Dollin
Daewon Song
Rodney Mullen
Christian Hosoi
Alex Olson



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  2. Holy shit Tobey Mcguire was in the Wizard?

    By Justin on Jul 31, 2009

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