Almost Isn’t Good Enough!!!

Overall, life is chock full of “almost” type scenarios. Like: “Dude, you almost went to your girlfriend’s friends parents party dressed as a Telletubby and it’s not even Halloween” or “Dude, your wiener dog almost bit my wiener dog and I don’t even have any pets!” or “Dude, you almost diarrhea’d in your pants after trying to squeeze out that juicy fart because you thought it would be funny” or “Dude, you almost made out with that transvestite with the 5 0′clock shadow at the club last night!” or “Dude, so your telling me your girl almost licked you AND your chocolate starfish thinking that was hot?!” What were your safety words? “Brown Eyes?” Ok, I’ll stop there because I think you get the point and I ran out of ACTUAL scenarios that may or may have not really happened to friends or friends of friends of friends.

Anyhow, a typical person will go thru life with a these “almost” type scenarios at least 5-10 times a day. As mundane, bizarre, or out right gross as some of these scenarios might seem, such is life…always trying to inject all kinds of crazy into our mundane lives to make things much more interesting.

Head over to the Thrasher site and check out all of the tricks that almost went down at Wallenberg this past weekend. Granted, if time had permitted, a lot of these tricks could have made it into the history books.
And while you’re at it, have a look at the recap footage from this historic event over at Digital Skateboarding, all in slow motion.