TRANSWORLD SKATEBOARDING ANNOUNCES NOMINEES FOR THE 11th ANNUAL TRANSWORLD SKATEBOARDING AWARDS

TransWorld SKATEboarding announced their nominees for the 11th Annual TransWorld SKATEboarding Awards today. The winners will be named during a live event on June 12, 2009 at the Avalon Hollywood.

Shortly after the event, the Avalon Hollywood will re-open it’s doors for their Friday night Asian social club “Shineese Shirt”; where the best and brightest from UCLA to UC Irvine hop into their souped up Hondas, Mitsubishis and Scions, with their “wet fart” sounding mufflers and go to release some stress from their 48 units a semester college courses. Who knows…if you’re lucky, maybe Eric Koston, Chad Muska or Willy Santos might stick around to partake in the festivities? BUT…it’s not all Panda Express inside. Apart from their love of bad techno, hip hop and pop music that pumps loudly from the club’s speakers, you also have your typical Hollywood scensters that come in an array of shapes, sizes and colors to contend with. It’s like a hug bag of skittles.

The uniform dejour for guys is lots and lots of hair gel (just in case you wanna give your fedora a night off); so you can obtain that New Jersey guido bad boy/momma’s boy look, topped with your best Cristian Audigier/Affliction/Active t-shirt, add to that your boot cut jeans with the frayed hems smelling of last nights vomit-fest with your bros, the ridiculously large belt buckle, and finally topped off with your tribal tattoos, pierced nipples, pooka shell necklace and shutter shade sunglasses that you wear only and specifically at night. But before you go, you round up 3-4 of your best bros so that if either you or your buddies just so happens to hook up later that night, you too might have a chance to hook up with her or her equally horny girlfriends because that’s what you do, you don’t mind your buddy’s sloppy seconds since acting like a bunch of testosterone fueled jackals ready to pounce is your guys’ thing.

For those bad/rebellious girls (they’re the ones with a crap load of tattoos to match the amount of issues they deal with in real life) that go to these types of clubs, anything goes really, because YOU know you are walking into the lion’s den of tools, douchebags and guy’s suffering from a bad case of “yellow fever”. You can probably wear a potato sack that says “I have STD’s” scribbled on the side, have gnarley feet and a jacked up hair weave, but as long as you’re a female (and have on large hooped earings with a ton of body glitter and a spray on tan), all is fair game at this sausage fest, since the ratio at these places is 2:1 male. Chances are, not only will you get hit on left and right with some of the best and worst pick up lines to of never of left the great minds of Satre or Kierkeguaard, but for some of you lucky ones, you might actually get a “cop-a-feel” and a “Hey I’m a friend of a friend who got his ass beat at Ryan Sheckler’s fight club” from said douchebag, while busting moves on the dance floor. Ahhhh….you got love Hollywood.

Anyhow, if you’re too cool for school, and skating is more your thing, then I guess you’d be more interested in knowing more about the sausage fest that is the TransWorld SKATEboarding Awards. To get full details, go here. Oh, and by the way, “Club Shineese Shirt” is a generalization  of pretty much 99.8% of all clubs in LA and the OC.