Bra Boi Koby Abberton Ain’t Too Pleased With Girlfriend’s GQ Shoot
March 11, 2009 – 9:23 pm PT by MikeTags: GQ, Hugh Jackman, Jimy Soul, Koby Aberton, Perez Hilton, Tahnya Tozzi —
“If you want to be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.”
Some may say that the words of JIMMY SOUL are wise and prophetic. Maybe Bra Boy KOBY ABBERTON should have been listening to this song before he got with such a babe in Tahnya Tozzi. Tozzi is making quite a name for herself here in Los Angeles. Already building upon a nice acting resume with a part in the new WOLVERINE movie starring Hugh Jackman, I’m sure he’s feeling insecure about a possible steamy kissing scene. I would tell Koby not to worry because HUGH JACKMAN is openly gay anyway (I think).
But now with a very provocative, very semi nude photo spread in GQ, Koby found it more disturbing that brah’s from all over the globe, except for NORTH KOREA, are salivating over some of her photos. But just so we don’t ad to the distress Koby is already feeling, we will not post any of the photos HERE.
I’m not certain of PEREZ HILTON had enough time this morning after doing his hair to post this story. Luckily, the DAILY TELGRAPH has the entire story here. So go get your GOSSIP on yo! In the meantime, I would like to give these words of advice for our Bra Boy friend.
“But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You’ll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks meals on time,
And she’ll always give you piece of mind.”
