Zoo York’s Grimy Photo Contest
February 20, 2009 – 1:36 am PT by MikeTags: Grimy Photo Contest, Hippie, Woodstock, Zoo York —
Do find that your mother constantly bugs you about your cleanliness on a day-to-day basis? It’s annoying right? Why can’t your parents understand your vibe and your lifestyle? Take it from me. It’s worth sticking to who you are and don’t let anybody tell you to change your ways. Your household probably sounds something similar to this…“Timmy! Your room is a junkyard! Tidy it up! Timmy! Your earwax got into Willy’s cereal again! Put a swab in there! Timmy! You haven’t showered in nearly one week! What’s wrong with you, you dirty sonovabitch!”
Well congratulations because you’re well on your way to Hippieville. HIPPIES have one of the most ideal lifestyles because there really is nothing to care about when it comes to personal hygiene. That means that soon the bottoms of your feet will be so coarse and black from walking barefoot that Nike may make a mold of your foot to model a shoe after. So what I’m trying to say is embrace your griminess. Be proud that you smell like a Urinal #1 at the ’99 WOODSTOCK. It just may pay off.
If you fit the above description, maybe you should think about joining ZOO YORK’s GRIMY PHOTO CONTEST. If GRIMY is your middle name, that I would say you have a pretty good shot at winning it. And of course you will need talent as well since it’s a photo contest.
All you have to do is send Zoo York’s the grimiest photos you’ve ever taken. We’re not talking about the grimy photos you FIND on the Internet, but the ones you’ve taken yourself. If you win? Zoo York will send you a fresh box of Zoo York gear. Sure the gear is fresh, but it’s your job to make them grimy. But who says it’s a job when you’re just natural at it?
Check out the flyer for all the details.
