Coach Frank Teaches Hard Knocks Over At Stereo

The biggest problem with most young people today, besides crack addiction, is that they seem to slack off because in their minds, they will always have tomorrow to do it.  While technology and the information superhighway are passing them by, they’re still stuck on page three of that new book Mr. Cox assigned them to read.  Why?  Because there is always tomorrow.  These little runts are on a path to nowhere fast, that’s for sure. 

Thank goodness for the existence of people like Coach Frank who without, most young people would never get anything done.  And I mean anything.  Just today, it took the pimply faced kid over at Shell 15 minutes to pump gas into my Ford Pinto. 

The best skateboarding coach money can buy, COACH FRANK, visited the STEREO headquarters to give the staff and Clint Peterson a lesson in how to run an efficient skateboarding company and team.  This world needs more Coach Franks the state of California.  No tax return?  Ouch.