Ryan Sheckler’s MTV Cribs: Second Edition

January 27, 2009 – 12:35 am PT by Mike
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Bro! I was so takin a chill pill this weekend at my pad restin the guns and guess what!? Sheckler had another sode of MTV CRIBS on the tube brah! And we’re not yappin about the totally brodacious sode at his parents’ crib, which too was totally sweet. We’re talking about his very own crib, his very own pool table, and his very own chandeliers!! I couldn’t believe it. Our hero has done so well for himself brah. When I get older, I want to live like the Shecks!

When you enter his foyer, sorry I meant his totally radical lobs, it says 911 overhead. How extreme is that guy! It’s an emergency no matter where he goes. He’ll definitely need his own fire department at his pad. He works hard, and he plays hard. I’m going to make one in my lobs but mine will say 69 for the “PLAYA 69”, which is the crew I’m president of at my high school!

And you wanna know what’s the most extreme aspect of that playa’s crib? You’ll never guess so ill just tell ya brah. Homey’s got a freakin fight club brah! Yeah like a Brad Pitt Fight Club! I wonder what I have to do to join that club. I did take a month of karate at the YMCA near my grandma’s house. Maybe I can get in.

Anyway fella, check diz shiznit out. It’s definitely hot.



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  1. 4 Responses to “Ryan Sheckler’s MTV Cribs: Second Edition”

  2. I’m a big fan of Ryan’s. I’m also the editor of my high school’s newspaper. I’ve been a fan of the site since it’s beginning, but I have to say I was not pleased with the post. The dry humor was VERY dry. Maybe I over analyzed it. I don’t know, but I do know that if I were to have a piece written about myself I would not want it done in this manner. Sorry Mike.

    By Alyse on Jan 29, 2009

  3. Hi Alyse,

    No need to appologize. That was my sentiment when I overheard those words. All I was actually doing was posting a quote I overheard at Supercuts while I was getting my fade.

    I don’t ever speak in this modern day soliloquy.

    By Mike on Jan 30, 2009

  4. I want to learn if you help my sakte …. but I live in Barranquilla Colombia

    By stephanie on Feb 17, 2009

  5. I talk to if you want to chat, I feel you want to correct me: nacional_amor@hotmail.com

    By stephanie on Feb 17, 2009

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