Tony Hawk Boy’s Pajamas Recalled
January 22, 2009 – 8:23 pm PT by MikeTags: Pajamas, Ryan Sheckler, Tony Hawk, Woodward —
Calling out to all boys, bois, children, tikes, little fellas, lads, young men, angels, mama’s boys, and SHECKLER. Take those Tony Hawk pajamas ASAP and throw them in the trash now! Whew! I just saved your life. The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, in cooperation with a company called Mad Dog Concepts, today announced a voluntary recall of the following consumer product: TONY HAWK BOY’S PAJAMA SETS.
If you didn’t think that a set of pajamas could be harmless, think again. These Hawk Man-X pajamas do not meet the federal children’s sleepwear flammability standard. Do you know what this potentially means?
If you wake up one morning and decide to go outside and light up your rail slide for some super gnarly pics in your new PJ’s, you might catch on fire! If you’re at Woodward Skatecamp and wanted to model your Tony Hawks to your new buddies around the campfire, you might catch on fire! Not to mention set the whole forest on fire.
So take it from me, there are many ways to look HOT on a skateboard. But this is not one of them. There are other ways to be a Hawk Boy-X.
