Extreme Athlete Of The Day

I’m really sick of DAVID BLAINE and his so called “magician” antics.  The guy does nothing really that spectacular except for waste a significant amount of people’s time.  Not because most people take the time to really pay attention to what the guy is doing mind you.  But because when he causes such a commotion for the losers who do give him the time of day, it creates huge traffic jams and pile-ups. 

Just a few months ago he David Blaine thought it would be clever to hang upside down for 60 hours in Central Park in New York, right above Wolfman’s ice skating rink.  That’s magic?  That’s not magic.  It’s not even performance art.  Like I said before, it’s a waste of time. 

You want real magic?  Check out CHRIS ANGEL.  I’m sure you’ve heard of him.  I believe he was boning Paris Hilton for a while.  That guy is a real magician.  Not only does he look like a mysterious warrior related to VOLDEMORT, he does real magic tricks such as WALKING ON WATER, PUTS HIS ARMS THROUGH PEOPLE, and TELL GREAT JOKES.

But if Chris Angel is too extreme for you, that’s understandable.  If you’re into what David Blaine does, check out this new magician straight out of Vail, Colorado.  What a strange place for a magician to come right?  Well this guy, who wishes to stay anonymous just up’d David Blaine a couple of notches.  Not only did this secretive, unnamed, hero hang upside down, he did it from a chair lift on a snowy mountain.  Do you realize how hard it was for him to breath up there?  That’s nothing compared to David’s cheesy Central Park stunt.

It doesn’t stop there.  Not only did this guy hang upside down from a chair lift in the freezing cold.  He did the entire stunt without pants!  How bold can one person be?  So basically, this unknown superhero hung upside down from a chairlift in the freezing cold showing off his junk, front and back, to the entire world to see.  Now that’s a magician.