Calling All Hawaiian Surfers! Justice Needs You.

You want to know what really chaps my hide? These bogus extreme athletes give the rest of us a bad name by doing something totally heinous. Why is it that whenever some bad apple decides to do something completely uncool, those traits are automatically associated with the rest of us?

When SUNNY GARCIA went to jail a couple of years back for not paying his taxes, that incident made it very hard for me to buy my very first car. A used 1972 FORD PINTO. It was from my uncle’s used car lot going for $10,000. I needed to finance that beauty but he told me that after he saw that report on Sunny, there was no way he could sell me anything.

Another time an extreme athlete ruined it for me was when ARLO EISENBERG was featured on MTV and I wanted to be just like him. So I went out and did the HALO (1:44). My parents disowned me after that.

Well it’s happened again. Surfer Raymond George Wilkins (who has a face only a convicted mother can love) has done the unthinkable. Take a good look at Raymond (right) because as much as I don’t want to give extreme sports any more bad press, Raymond jacked a 92-year old lade for some mad cash. So take a good luck at that face and turn him in. (Note the KAZAAM earrings and pubes below his mouth).

Check out the LATIMES article below via surf.transworld.net

San Diego police are searching for a 34-year-old surfer who allegedly stole $13,000 in cash and Krugerrand gold coins from a 92-year-old woman and may have skipped out to Hawaii.

Raymond George Wilkins was acting as caregiver for the victim, police said. He was known in the Pacific Beach neighborhood and is thought to have purchased a one-way plane ticket to Hawaii after the theft. Wilkins, 5-foot-9, 180 pounds and known to favor earrings in both ears, is wanted on a fugitive warrant and can be extradited when found, police said.